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I am...
The son...

Of God.


I came down
To die on a cross,
And to make

Water into


Something you
Can get drunk on.

- Jesus
...YEAH.

This girl and I were talking in English today about how weird it would be to see a poem written by Jesus in our book... and so this was born. c:
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Anime-Quotes Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Amen
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aphfangirlwashere Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012
XD
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cc117117 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
What does the last part mean? is it about baptism?
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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Student Writer
...:stare: He turned water into wine.
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cc117117 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
AW NICE SYMBOLISM!!!
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Alicia-x-Itachi Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Well, I do like the idea of Jesus having a sense of humor. Comedy is a part of being human.
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JonathanTheSmex Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2011
You just made my damn day
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DeathLife97 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
nice im a christian and even i approve
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SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I approve.
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Danoi Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011
OK Poem. (Thumbs Up)

I'm sure HE doesn't mind this. :P

(See: Wedding @ Cana)
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scapegoatie Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011
Jesus is more fly than I realized. xD
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WolfPawDragonClaw Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011
When I read this, the voice in my head gets LOUDER and quieter
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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011  Student Writer
EXACTLY
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bipolaridade Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconbuddyjesusplz:
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Dmandrsn Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011  Student
My friend's grandmother was once talking to us about how she likes to have a glass of wine with dinner because it makes her feel good, like her joints feel better and whatnot, and she doesn't know why it does that. Her husband says it makes her drunk.
Her argument: "I know it's not that though, because Jesus drank wine all the time."

True story.
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TheRobberBaron Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011
Jesus was a wino :|
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loverofmythology Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
omg, idk why, but this made me lol too hard >3>
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estella-gaffigan Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011
I've always believed that Jesus would have a sense of humor, so I actually enjoy this. Thank you for sharing with us!
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Gallade-X-treme Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011   Photographer
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:iconsweetjesusfaceplz::iconbuddyjesusplz:
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flickrBLITZshimmer Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
...thatwould be weird.
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