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Dear Guardian Angel...Dear Guardian Angel, whatever your fucking name may be,

You suck at your job. I think it's time you had a mid-life crisis and got another one that you're more suited for.

From, your contemptuous human.

7 Deadly Sins: GreedMore, more, more,
That's all he wanted

It was never enough
He needed more.

He did whatever it took,
Bargained, begged, and stole.

He had to get more though,
Everything should be his.

He was entitled to it anyway,
Those things were his.

He took everything he could,
Not thinking twice about it

He had to get everything
To fill the hole in himself.

The hole just grew though
And nothing was ever enough.

As he walked down the street,
Pocketing another possession.

He thought to himself,
'I'm just one greedy man.'

My Day... in gifsI saw an awesome journal today and was inspired.
1. I woke up.
2. I went to school
3. I was late, so I ran through the hallways like an imbecile.
4. I cooked potatoes.
5. I went to Multimedia class and trolled Memebase.
6. I then had to go to the office to get a package for my teacher.
7. LUNCH TIME!

My friend, :iconshratehawesome:, almost throws up after she smells our friend's food.
8. Time for painting class.
9. Fuck painting. It's time to doodle... *looks at doodle*
10. I go to English class.
11. Time for the carpool to work.
12. Act like a retard.
13. Drive home with the roof of the car down (and freeze to death because I'm an idiot).
14. Lose internet connection multiple times.
15. Eat dinner.
16. Procrastinate like a boss.
17. Realize tomorrow is Friday.

Today was one of my boring days.

Girl with the Sea Green Eyes 3Chapter Three: Water Dancing and the Silent Sisters

After dinner we watched Christmas specials for a while, then listened and sang along with some Carols and classic Christmas songs on the stereo. Altogether, not a bad evening at all.

I awoke before dawn with a strong urge to swim. The bathtub wasn't going to cut it this time. Fortunately, I knew what to do, but I wasn't going to do it alone.

I whispered in Alex's ear, "Sweetie. Honey. Wake up."

He grunted, turned toward me and opened one eye.

"Time for some splashies! Sound good?"

"Uh huh."

"Not talking about the tub neither. There's an old swinnin' hole couple hundred yards back in t

Sherlock: Is It Not Obvious? Part 1

Sherlock: Is It Not Obvious?

Chapter One: Bloody hell Mycroft, you have such bad timing.

Note: I promise you all this is a Johnlock fic XD there is a subplot to this plot! LOL I just didn't want to confuse any of you. Alright carry on.

"I'm getting fat," John stated aloud not really caring if Sherlock heard him or not, as he pinched a small roll of fat between his thumb and index finger. John made a face looking down at it then shoved his jumper down firmly over his stomach, John wasn't sure if he could shower tonight without noticing it.

"Mmm," Sherlock grunted a late reply as he lay on the couch in his dressing gown staring up at the ce

Secrets A few nights ago I left his bed when the sun was rising because I couldn't sleep. My head was filled with the urge to lean close to his ear and whisper:

"I think I'm falling in love with you."

But, it was the wrong time.

The evening after I locked myself in his bathroom, curled up around the toilet and sobbed over the rim because my stomach was churning with worry over everything and my heart was pounding with too much affection.

His experience and his age frighten me because he has felt the same, if not stronger, for many women before, has looked into their eyes while he's inside them with the same deepness, passion (don't think abo

In Love I TrustWe were once the only thing that mattered,
Just the two of us, in our sweet dreamland.
All around us, lives and hopes were shattered,
But we stood against the pain, hand in hand.

Terrified of myself, I pushed you away,
Certain I was better off on my own.
Yet all I wanted was for you to stay,
But far too much emotion had I shown.

Years went by, pain turning to dull ache,
Though still at times, I only thought of you.
"Please come back" I pleaded for my own sake,
But still you lived, as if you never knew.

At last, I pushed past my terror and pride,
Knowing you were worth the pain I'd seen.
I wanted nothing more than to be your brid

An Atheist Prayer

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Jesus' Poem

by =Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me, Dec 12, 2011, 2:39:42 PM
Literature / Poetry / Humor / Free Verse

I am...
The son...

Of God.

I came down
To die on a cross,
And to make

Water into

Something you

Can get drunk on.

- Jesus

Jesus' Poemby =Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me

Literature / Poetry / Humor / Free Verse

©2011-2013 =Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me

...YEAH.

This girl and I were talking in English today about how weird it would be to see a poem written by Jesus in our book... and so this was born. c:

~aphfangirlwashere Apr 9, 2012

XD

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~cc117117 Dec 15, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

What does the last part mean? is it about baptism?

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=Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Dec 15, 2011 Hobbyist Writer

...

He turned water into wine.

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~cc117117 Dec 15, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

AW NICE SYMBOLISM!!!

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~Alicia-x-Itachi Dec 15, 2011 Student Writer

Well, I do like the idea of Jesus having a sense of humor. Comedy is a part of being human.

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~JonathanTheSmex Dec 15, 2011

You just made my damn day

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~DeathLife97 Dec 14, 2011 Hobbyist Writer

nice im a christian and even i approve

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~SonicWolvelina99 Dec 14, 2011 Hobbyist General Artist

I approve.

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~Danoi Dec 12, 2011

OK Poem. (Thumbs Up)

I'm sure HE doesn't mind this.

(See: Wedding @ Cana)

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=scapegoatie Dec 12, 2011

Jesus is more fly than I realized. xD

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