I BLEED FROM MY CROTCH BAWWW

Seriously, I've seen so many people bitching about the fact that they bleed out of their vajayjay on here that I seriously think that half of dA's female population is fucking retarded.
Stop bitching about it. No one gives a shit if you're old enough to bleed on your pants. You also don't get special privileges for it, nor do you get to use it as an excuse when you bitch about things you like to bitch at.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm having my period, so I'm sorry I snapped at you YOU WHORE. Oh, sorry again. "
No. No, you dumb bitch. You are not excused. You're just a twat like the rest of us, on your period or not. Stop making fucking excuses.
"Oh, but it's so painful that I'm allowed to be a bitch."
Look here, missy. Do what I do. Take a fucking pain pill and back down, bitch! The bigger the pain pill the better. Just be glad you're not like me when it comes to periods. You don't spend your first day of your period with cramps that make it almost too hard to move and you spend every waking hour puking every thirty minutes or less, do you? I didn't think so. Just take the pain pill. Pain pills work for fucking everything. EVERYTHING.


I would make another stamp addressing the other things women like to bitch about a lot, high heeled shoes, but I don't want to, so I'm just going to put it right here.
"Men don't understand the pain of walking in high heels. BAWWW"
Damn right they don't! I don't know why they would fucking want to.
"They should treat us better because we walk in high heels."
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Let me get one thing out there for you: You choose to wear high heeled shoes. You choose to put yourself through that pain. You are the one who is being the fucking moron. Every time you put on those shoes and bitch about how men don't understand, everyone around you starts loosing brain cells at a rapid rate.
"Girls are supposed to wear lady shoes, like high heels!"
Excuse me? What was that? I couldn't hear you over the comfort of my hiking shoes. Could you repeat that piece of shit? Girls aren't "supposed" to wear anything. They can wear whatever the fuck they please. Personally, I would never fucking wear high heeled shoes. Why? Because:

1. They are painful.


2. I don't think feet are supposed to bend that way.


3. I'm a fucking giant already at 6'1".

So stop your bitching and realize you don't get special privileges for this shit.

...I should totally make a list of reasons for why I sometimes hate my own gender. :I


EDIT: To all the people going "HOSHIT! You're a girl?" I would just like to say:
No. No, I am not a girl. I just like to bleed from my crotch every month for about a week. I also like wearing bras because they are damn comfy and accent my moobs nicely. So, no, I am not a girl. Just saying.