Hetalia Country X Reader Fanfics

You know what I'm talking about. They're slathered all over the popular front page. NorwayXReader, PrussiaXReader, EnglandXReader, AmericaXReader. You want it, it's here on dA and was most likely on the front fucking page.
I just have some questions for those who partake in these awful pieces of literature:
1. Why does your writing suck?
2. Why do you leave giant fucking blank spaces for people to put their names in?
3. You do know that they are a country, right? From an anime? And they will never love you. You know that, right?
4. WHYYYYYYYYYY?

Your writing sucks, your story suck. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your family, dishonor on your computer.