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Dear Guardian Angel, whatever your fucking name may be,

You suck at your job.  I think it's time you had a mid-life crisis and got another one that you're more suited for.

From, your contemptuous human.
My church told me to write a letter to my guardian angel... SO I DID.
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Squirrelflight4evah Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2013  Student Artist
Rose are red,
Violet are blue (somehow.)
Dear, my Guardian Angel.
Please go to hell.
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DMONIO1698 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012
haha good one
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BlackAliKat Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011
omg, i wrote a little poem, inspired by this one, hopefully you can check it out? i've put a link leading to you in the discription. its called Dear Guardian Angel, please check it out, tell me how i did? thank you :))
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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Student Writer
It's pretty good. :)
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BlackAliKat Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011
Thanks :) heheh i love yours tho X)
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Burger23 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011
Argh, This must be reported. Geez, I hate it because of STRONG LANGUAGE. It's sinful.
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BurningGlory Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Student Writer
Ahaha..hahaha! I was expecting the sweetest letter ever!! But this! This is ten times more better!!! XD :iconclapplz: Awesome.
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GildedHarlequin Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Student Photographer
LOL. The description.
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DrawingFoxxer Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice. That is amazing XDD Can I quote you on that in my signature?
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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2011  Student Writer
Sure, I guess...
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:iconpinkhearter13:
pinkhearter13 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lolzzz <3
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:iconhaters-gonna-hate-me:
Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011  Student Writer
You're alive! :D
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:iconpinkhearter13:
pinkhearter13 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I AM!!!!
:D
"CAN I TAKE YOUR PICTURE"
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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Student Writer
No. I can punch you instead. :D ... *gives hug* >:c
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:iconpinkhearter13:
pinkhearter13 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lolzz, scary... -hugs- DON'T HIT ME
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Ani-Eimi Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol :meow: Good job.
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changedworld36 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow. Did you turn this in? Its quite good.
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ShugarMish Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011
lol thats similiar to what i wrote but shortend
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pressthe8 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011
I'm not sure if anyone has ever read or heard of the books called Hush, Hush. If you have then you'll know what I mean.

I wish Patch was my guardian angel <3
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crazyfangirl2 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011
If you actually turned this in to your church, I will love you forever. :D
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revilnemesis3 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011
I think if I had one it slacks off all the time
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PuddiCat Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
guardian angels are just things that stalk you. :iconheplz:
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Avalon-Angel Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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ex-keineplz Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
((If I had to write a letter to my guardian angel, it would be this:

Dear Guardian Angel,

Where the fuck were you when I contemplated and even attempted suicide for two years of high school?!

Stop slacking off or I'll Big Guns about it.

Love, your guardian child.))
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ex-keineplz Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011
Oops. Typo. * I'll tell Big Guns about it.
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WolfPawDragonClaw Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011
It's still sad. :( Are you better now? If you need to talk to anyone... lemme know, okay? :huggle: Sorry you had to go through that. :(
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ex-keineplz Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011
((Yeah. Years of therapy and mental maturity have made me a better woman.))
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WolfPawDragonClaw Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011
:huggle: That's good to hear. :huggle: Still, if you need anyone... :hug:
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ex-keineplz Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
((I saw my guardian angel once when I was 3. That was when I bit near my teacher's radial artery and was in deep shit throughout the school.

Where the hell were you when I contemplated suicide and even attempted it ten years later, guardian angel?!))
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piercing-star Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
My guradian angel saved me when I almost got stabbed in the eye with a pencil, but says go fuck yourself during my asthma attacks
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da-parrot-masta Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
lolz
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MagnificentScarlet Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
pfffft XD
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Naruto13dragon Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Student General Artist
If a guardian angel was supposed to protect u at every moment then there would be no evil or pain to deal with in our lives. A guardian angel is supposed to help u to keep u alive until it's ur time to die.
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the-designist Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011
hence the "where were you when i was depressed to the point of suicide/attempting suicide!?" comments.
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Naruto13dragon Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Student General Artist
A guardian angel's job is not to guard u from urself.
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the-designist Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011
riiiiiight... 3/10, nice try, but still lame asspull.
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ListofApologies Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Student Writer
:'D I have to do one of these.
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bobtheowl Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011
:iconbravoplz:

Mine is just a troll
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Koyukuk Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:lol:
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wolfpacks11 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
if i were to write a letter to my gaurdian angel it would sound like this:

Dear angel,
why have you not guarded me better? I've gone through hell.
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LongLiveLink Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
... wait...
you...
go..
to CHURCH???
since when did THAT happen? :wow:
and what church, might I add?
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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Student Writer
Yes, I've gone to church every Sunday since I was a baby. It's a Catholic church.
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BloodWolfGirl99 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dude!!! You have the awesomest signature ever!!!! Im gonna go troll myself now!!! XD
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LongLiveLink Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh... same :tighthug:
But it sounds like you don't --- voluntarily?? ^^;
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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Student Writer
Nope, I don't go voluntarily.
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LongLiveLink Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
oh... so you're... mad? about that? :?
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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Student Writer
...no? I kind of drift off during mass. It's no biggie.
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LongLiveLink Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think it is ;,-(
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