Parenting and SexDame never intends to be a parent, but on the off chance she gets with someone who really wants kids, then she'll adopt. She doesn't intend to adopt any babies but what the fuck ever let's get on with this
First and foremost: Sex, genitalia, and the like will be an open discussion all the time 24/7.Obviously I won't be doing things in front of the kid or to the kid but I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever in a million years make the poor thing feel like their body is wrong, gross, dirty, or the like, or that sexuality is the same.The child will never be ashamed to come to me with questions, curiosities, help, and general discussion about their body, other bodies, sex, and the like. I will make sure of it. It will be as natural to talk to me about it as it will be to talk to me about dinner.I will never hesitate to say the words "vulva", "vagina", "clitoris", "penis", "testicles", "anus", "nipple", "breast", and the like. Oh well okay that might be a lie I mig
My 'Imaginary' Friends"They're not real.They're just figments of your imagination.""Yes,I know." They're real.More than you are."If they were real,wouldn't I be able to hear them when they speak to you?""Of course.But their voices are in my head." Maybe they just don't like you."And wouldn't I be able to see them?""Yes...you would." They only show themselves to me.They love me,not you."So you won't listen next time they tell you to do bad things?""No.I promise." They aren't bad.You're bad.Just leave me alone.They're real,and they love me more than you people ever will.Maybe you're the imaginary friends,not them.
twentywe killthe angelsand then askwhy the worldis full of monsters
Forever?You promised you'd never let go...
An Idiot's Point Of View pt 2Chapter 4: Has anyone else noticed that news kind of sounds like noose?This chapter is going to be tackling two things at once, so let me start with a small event that has happened in my neighborhood a while back. A couple of years ago (I think it was in 2009) A house near mine's burned to the ground while I was at school. Thankfully, no one was hurt and the surrounding houses were basically unharmed (But a couple of animals in said burned house were killed). Anyways when I got back from school, I noticed a family crying in front of their destroyed house. Now here comes the local news van here to get the scoop. They immediately start interviewing the crying family including their shocked daughter, who looks like she's under the age of 10. And mid-interview they ask her "Did you know your pet's died in the fire?", and it immediately got the reaction they wanted: more tears, cause apparently that makes for good TV. And that's just the start of this soap opera-esque load of crap.
An Idiot's point of view. (The following series of rants is outdated, ignorant and made for comedy purposes.) Prolouge: Now listen here, before you go ahead and leap into this book, you might as well know a little about the author, and why I wrote this. Well, I'll start with this: The only reason this large piece of text exist is because of a joke me and a couple of other teenagers made on the account that so many idiots have gotten their books published, I just need to walk to a local publisher to make some instant money. This book has had no planning, no first thoughts, and it was written by a bored 8th grader. Nevertheless, I put as much effort in the... maybe 3 to 5 weeks it took to write this (I have no idea how long it took me to write this, in fact you're just reading the first few things I typed up in WordPad). Now how shall I describe myself? Well, think of this: Do you know about those teenaged hipsters/hippies you see almost every week who get high and protest about political crap th
Wouldn't it be Nice if......People followed these "rules"?1)Opinions should be backed up by facts.2) Do not take every single opinion as a personal attack. I very doubt you will ever find a person with the exact same views as you.3) Have a realistic outlook on life. Don't be over-over-over pessimistic, but whatever the fuck you do, being a bubbly optimist can make you pretty useless.4) Don't say things you are unsure of like it's muscle memory. You'll look extremely ignorant when someone calls out your bullshit.5) Learn about the Dunning-Kruger effect. If you think you are great at something, and people on a credible level criticize you and pretty much tell you it's shit, you're most likely not as good as you thought you were.6) To prove you are a mature person, don't say "I am mature; you are not." It has the opposite effect.7) Use proper grammar. If you abbreviate some things like "assoc." for "association," that's fine. But please don't type/write to me like you just learned the alphabet and is compl
Made of NothingFast Foreword: A Brief IntroductionWhy are people so eager to tell me when they find God, but they never mention where he was hiding? Sorry, that's just been bugging me. Now about my essay
I made it educational and concise, but I also tried to include some humor so it wouldn't read like an obituary column for any beliefs you may have had. To put it bluntly, this article's as likely to erase your faith in God as the Tanya Harding sex tape.Okay, maybe that's a bit ambitious. Some people couldn't be convinced that God doesn't exist if God himself descended from the heavens just to announce that he doesn't exist. Even among otherwise critical thinkers, religion seems to be more or an emotional appendage than anything else. Trying to use reason to talk someone out of their religion seems as futile and incendiary as trying to logically convince someone they've married the wrong person. But I
An Analysis of Deviant Art's AsshatteryAs many of us are well aware, there are many fundamental issues with the way Deviant Art functions as a website. The site is often slow or all-out unresponsive, people have no privacy and protection, and other problems exist that the staff simply doesn't care to resolve. Despite these problems and many others, the most we see in the way of site updates is aesthetic tweaks and piddly, unnecessary destination re-routes.As far as I can gather, there are four basic issues with Deviant Art that desperately need to be changed. There are probably more, but they will be saved for a later article if they are brought to my attention. Each issue I see will be discussed and solutions will be proposed. It is not necessarily my hope to receive a Daily Deviation on this, and I certainly don't expect the staff to actually take it into consideration, but I do hope to at least share my thoughts on the issues I've experienced in my 2.5 years as a De
The Guardian AngelI am, and always will be, the guardian angelMeant to protect your heartDefend your innocenceAnd forever serve the lightMy soft touch will heal your bodyMy lilting voice will soothe your soulMy caring eyes will give you strengthMy white wings will protect you from darknessI will help you to continue onThrough darkness, heartache, painHeal what the dark has done unto youAlways be near when you callI will watch as you walk away from meWith happiness in your soul againFor this is what brings me true delightTo guide the lost, to lead the followersI ask nothing from you in returnThough some wish to bruise my bodyI will stand tall for those who need meThe lost souls within the last worldI remain alone, I stand aloneWhat I am is both a gift, a curseAnd in order to protect youI must defend myself
JudgesStopPretending you're a saint.You're notYou're allThe same.StopPretending you accept.No one ever willNo one ever hasI know.StopI can't see.Through the wall of whiteThrough the tangled wordsRight now.StopPretending you want honest.SubjectivityIs not subjectiveThe flaw.StopPretending you see right through.From the first iterationFrom the first of impressionsYou failed.StopI can't seeThrough the wall of whiteThrough the tangled wordsRight now.It doesn't matter what's trueIt doesn't matter what's falseWhat matters is how I see itYou know thatAnd you do it anyway.
Dear Guardian Angel...Dear Guardian Angel, whatever your fucking name may be,You suck at your job. I think it's time you had a mid-life crisis and got another one that you're more suited for.From, your contemptuous human.