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Anti Masturbating by Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Anti Masturbating by Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me
Hey men, every time you ejaculate, those sperm are wasted. Instead, they could go towards making a child, something useful instead of just you fapping over some hentai.

Have a heart people.

Sex > Masturbating
Tru fax, bros, so stop your killing spree, you murderers!
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:iconrabidlynx:
RabidLynx Featured By Owner 6 hours ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm pretty sure this is a joke.
...I really hope this is a joke.
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:iconironbatmaiden91:
IronBatMaiden91 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Is this a joke?
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:iconmakingyouamixtape:
MakingYouAMixTape Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
please tell me you're joking 
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:iconroz-swa:
roz-swa Featured By Owner May 27, 2015
k
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:iconorioninspiration:
OrionInspiration Featured By Owner Edited May 26, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Uh, no they dont. People can masturbate as much as they like, if anything, it HELPS sexual intercourse because you get a better sense of your genitals, thus it's easier to use them. So, masturbating actually helps. 

NOT TO MENTION people with penises can produce as much sperm that is needed. It's not like they have a certain number of sperm that runs out. What do you think testicles are for? 
 
 'Having a period is killing potential children'. ThAT'S  a correct statement. Because you do lose a potential child every time you have a period, but it's still natural, isn't it? 
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:iconxxredxmistxx:
xXRedXMistXx Featured By Owner Edited May 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If their- (looksatyourname) TROLL
If their not living yet, its not killing, and jizz IS NOT LIVING...well, its like a living plant...just protein, not greenery (xD)
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:icondroidigan:
Droidigan Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Student General Artist
Is this serious? XD
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:iconawesomesauce5yolo:
AwesomeSauce5Yolo Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
well, would sperm banks also putting sperm to good use? what about donating them for research?
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:iconuwasanopetals:
uwasanopetals Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
this sounds suspiciously pro-life-ish
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:iconbonsquishy:
BonSquishy Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
omg I am p sure this was said before
I am not even fucking male and I know if you dont masturbate like?? u are gunna get prostate cancer like I am almost certain its extremely unhealthy???
I think this was a joke anyways shreg
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:iconbigtrekkie:
BIGtrekkie Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
So if you don't want children, you aren't allowed to have fun? O.o
Oh and so women are allowed to masturbate?
And what if you ejaculate while you are sleeping? Did that never happened to you?
Next question, do you eat meat then?
I don't understand you...
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:iconfluffiiwolf:
fluffiiwolf Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Not everyone wants to have babies. It's not required.
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:iconkiborg-graph:
Kiborg-Graph Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I fap to dead babies. :iconhuehuehueplz:
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:iconhitlerkiller66:
HitlerKiller66 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2015  Student Digital Artist
;D ;D ;D
Sorry my orgasm doesn't make any sperm because I am female.
Anyway, great job at making that stamp.
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:iconalphamoxley95:
AlphaMoxley95 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Well in that case :iconcloppingplz:

You can throw me in prison when I'm done fapping.

DAMN PRO-LIFUZ. Always want to keep a playa down.
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:iconzimba88:
Zimba88 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015
R.I.P non-existent child.
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:iconyamisamurai24:
Yamisamurai24 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Student
YAY~ I KILLED MY POTENTIAL CHILD~!
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:iconsealytheseal:
SealyTheSeal Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014
IM THE ULTIMATE KILLER, I HAVE KILLED MILLIONS OF INNOCENT CHILDREN! :D
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:icondarksideduck:
DarkSideDuck Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014
I am a cerial  killer.:3 :SpartanLazor:
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:iconrainbow-sunlight:
Rainbow-Sunlight Featured By Owner Edited Sep 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG. I FAPPED TO THIS STAMP SO HHHHAAARRRRDDD!!! IT WAS SOOOOO GOOOD!!





















hint, hint, and I'm not even a male! XD
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:iconbrendanthehedgewolf:
BrendanTheHedgewolf Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Faved the stamp, not because I agree but because it makes my day! XD
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:iconsia-the-mawile:
Sia-the-Mawile Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Pikachu Piff Plz Pikachu-lol 
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:iconi-am-the-cold:
I-Am-The-Cold Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
What if you`re a girl?
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:iconawesomesauce5yolo:
AwesomeSauce5Yolo Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
well, you can donate your ovaries to scientific research.
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:iconi-am-the-cold:
I-Am-The-Cold Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Last I checked, you don't release eggs when you orgasm.
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:iconawesomesauce5yolo:
AwesomeSauce5Yolo Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I know, but guys and girls can donate their sex cells to other things like banks and research.
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:iconi-am-the-cold:
I-Am-The-Cold Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Then masturbation is inevitable, men need to get their semen out to donate it somehow. Of course women need to get surgery to remove the eggs cells, but my point is, a male, no matter how conservative would rather take jacking off into a jar instead of removal of the seminary glands to get out the sex cells.
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:iconkittycreator:
KittyCreator Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
masturbates anyway
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:icondragonofevil:
DragonOfEvil Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
People this stamp is a joke. Its making fun of broken pro-life logic.
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:iconvonrabenherz:
VonRabenherz Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"broken pro-life logic" is a redundant oxymoron. "pro-life logic" itself is a contradiction and already implies the brokenness.
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:iconnatarisaru:
NatariSaru Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Hehehe, too bad cuz I'm already killing the other half of the potential children :iconknowwhatimeanplz:
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:iconpsychoticscones:
PsychoticScones Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*face palm* I.... I can't....


Some TEENAGE BOYS GOING THROUGH PUBERY masturbate to get the feel of ACTUAL SEX. I don't know WHAT you were thinking when you made this stamp, dumbass.
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:iconhomorng:
HomorNG Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
Well, I guess the children are gonna go extinct, then.
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:icontoxicdemon10:
toxicdemon10 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Student Digital Artist
HAHAHAA NOT FOR GIRLS!! :iconmnrevilplz: 
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:iconrainbow-slash-pegasi:
Rainbow-Slash-Pegasi Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014
Oh, so your saying that men should rape women instead of masturbation? :iconwonka-plz:
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:icongothic-bunny-13:
Gothic-Bunny-13 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
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:icondorkalicious-mouse:
Dorkalicious-Mouse Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Well, I do agree on your opinion that it wastes sperm, but masturbating is actually normal. It sexually pleasures you whenever you're aroused. Girls can't produce sperm, but they do produce discharge. So I guess girls aren't wasting anything. But if you disagree on boys masturbating, I respect your opinion because that's how you see it and it's your perspective. 
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:iconpeacefulinvasion:
peacefulinvasion Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
:| My egg commited suicide. 
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:icongothic-bunny-13:
Gothic-Bunny-13 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
My eggs went suicidal too :XD:
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:iconpeacefulinvasion:
peacefulinvasion Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Nooooooi
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:icongothic-bunny-13:
Gothic-Bunny-13 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Too late XD
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:iconpeacefulinvasion:
peacefulinvasion Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Dx
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:icongothic-bunny-13:
Gothic-Bunny-13 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
aaaaand there goes an another egg
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:iconpeacefulinvasion:
peacefulinvasion Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
STOP KILLING EGGS YOU EVIL PERSON YOU 
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:icongothic-bunny-13:
Gothic-Bunny-13 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
NEVER! :iconmwahahaplz:
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:iconcjtheeaofmas:
CJtheEAofMAS Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Student General Artist
hahahhahahahahahahhaha rofl
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:icongamerboysproductions:
You mean like the thousands that die with only one possibly surviving?
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:icontarathiellyris:
TarathielLyris Featured By Owner May 4, 2014
Hm. Nah... Until my sperm can get up on their own and go around doing things people can do, I'm going to just let them dry out on a rag or in a sock. A single cell does not a person make, and it's kind of rude to think you can just impose your moral views on people like that.
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