Annoying List

Things that annoy me _{and maybe a few things I should add to my hate list}:

The shredder at my work.  Some days it likes you, other days you put one damn piece of paper in the thing and it goes "OHMAIGOD TOO MUCH! D:", says that it's jammed and I feel the urge to throw it out the large window behind me.  (Hopefully it will have enough momentum to roll down the hill, bounce across the street and then tumbled down another hill onto the freeway.)

Waiting for video games to come out.  Assassin's Creed: Revelations and Halo 4 are killing me right now.  So much so that I'm ready to eat a puppy. :C  I play the other games in the series in order to dull the need a little.  So far it hasn't worked.

Writers block.  I don't always get total writers block, I get different levels.  Sometimes I just can't write for the thing I'm writing (a novel or an essay) and anything else while other times I can't write on the crucial one (the examples before) but I can do anything else, like write random, shitty stories.

People that eat with their mouth open and make noises while eating.  This seriously makes me want to hurl.  Just listening to them makes me lose my appetite.

Cracked sidewalks.  You know the ones.  The ones where, all of a sudden, there's something like a cliff in the sidewalk.  Of course you don't see it until you're on top of it but by then your body is thinking it can fly before learning the harsh truth and becoming acquainted with the cement.

People who openly tell everyone they believe in god, regardless or not of whether the people they are addressing do… especially when it is a teacher telling their students this.
Ugly people that make out in the hallways.  Seriously guys?  No one wants to see you two slobbering all over each other.

People who just constantly hit on others (or anything that has a heartbeat).  Especially the guys who don't have the balls and just shout shit out of their car window as they drive by at 40+ mph… actually those guys make me laugh… just a little.  It's even better when they say, "Hey, beautiful!" to an ugly girl.

Eye doctors.  Please look into this bright light.  Thank you.  Now that you are blinded, please read the smallest line of letters that you can.  Wow, your vision sucks.  Now excuse me while I put shit in your eyes and then poke them with this blue thing to learn the pressure of them.  Alright, the doctor will be in soon to shine more lights in your eyes and here's some sunglasses so you don't shrivel up and die as soon as you step out in the sunlight. C:

Fans that constantly blow your papers off your desk.  There I am, just sitting in my math class when WOOSHALDGJKSAGHOIAGJDKLAJG.  _{FUCK YOU.}

People that actually know how to dance at dances.  Fuck you guys.  I'll be over in the corner doing the Shopping Cart or the Sprinkler (or something equally as stupid).
The smartasses.  Seriously.  GTFO.

The quiet smart people. _{You guys should watch My Little Pony.  It's really good.  I'm watching it while designing this flash website because it's so good.}  SHUT UP, JOHN… AND SPEAK UP, GODDAMIT.

The canceling of good tv shows for no reason.  One great example: Firefly.  WHY, IN THE FUCKING HELL OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, WOULD YOU CANCEL THAT FOR?

Little kids that won't stop asking a question and won't shut up until they have an answer.  Hell, they could ask why clouds are white and you could just say that dragons poop them out and that will shut them up.  But when they ask the question you, yourself, want to know what the hell the answer is and will answer truthfully and, when you don't know it, you know you're fucked.

Kids on here who think their scribbled, whatever the hell they are, is all that.  Perfect examples of drawings are people that draw emo cats (probably from Warriors), Sonic OCs (recolors), sparkledogs (IT'S A SCENEDOG, GET IT RIGHT :U Yeah, no.  It's shit.), people with horrible anatomy and who look like they had an awful experience with the plastic surgery business or were run over by a steamroller and someone tried to put them back together (there is not hope for them.  They're dead, so stop trying.).  But they are all drawn like shit.

People who make shitty stamps.  For example, they have a boring background with text that is right or left aligned (Y U NO CENTER ALIGN?), they have no stamp border (that's kind of why they're called stamps, people), and text that is shoved to the corner of a stamp, not even centered in the dam thing.

People who think they are good at writing, but really can't write worth shit.  Ever read the fanfiction My Immortal?  Perfect example, though I'm still trying to determine if they're a troll or not, but they deleted their fanfic, which kind of makes me want to think that they are not.

That smudge on glasses THAT WON'T GO THE FUCK AWAY. >:C

That religious nut job who keeps saying that the world is going to end and that the just shall be raptured while the wicked shall live on the earth for six more months until they have all finally perished.  You know the dude… the one who said the world would start to end back in May (on the 21st) and now changed it to October because, apparently, god gave him more time to find more righteous people who could see the goodness of their way.  Yeah, no. |C

The retards that still fall for my signature.  Especially the ones who don't leave a public BAWWWW comment, but send me a note.  Those pussies. >:C

People that try to start serious arguments when they have nothing to back them up from the beginning.  Like that one person on my "Satan is Better" stamp.  Thank god he blocked me. C:

YOU.