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Things that annoy me and maybe a few things I should add to my hate list:

The shredder at my work.  Some days it likes you, other days you put one damn piece of paper in the thing and it goes "OHMAIGOD TOO MUCH! D:", says that it's jammed and I feel the urge to throw it out the large window behind me.  (Hopefully it will have enough momentum to roll down the hill, bounce across the street and then tumbled down another hill onto the freeway.)

Waiting for video games to come out.  Assassin's Creed: Revelations and Halo 4 are killing me right now.  So much so that I'm ready to eat a puppy. :C  I play the other games in the series in order to dull the need a little.  So far it hasn't worked.

Writers block.  I don't always get total writers block, I get different levels.  Sometimes I just can't write for the thing I'm writing (a novel or an essay) and anything else while other times I can't write on the crucial one (the examples before) but I can do anything else, like write random, shitty stories.

People that eat with their mouth open and make noises while eating.  This seriously makes me want to hurl.  Just listening to them makes me lose my appetite.

Cracked sidewalks.  You know the ones.  The ones where, all of a sudden, there's something like a cliff in the sidewalk.  Of course you don't see it until you're on top of it but by then your body is thinking it can fly before learning the harsh truth and becoming acquainted with the cement.

People who openly tell everyone they believe in god, regardless or not of whether the people they are addressing do… especially when it is a teacher telling their students this.
Ugly people that make out in the hallways.  Seriously guys?  No one wants to see you two slobbering all over each other.

People who just constantly hit on others (or anything that has a heartbeat).  Especially the guys who don't have the balls and just shout shit out of their car window as they drive by at 40+ mph… actually those guys make me laugh… just a little.  It's even better when they say, "Hey, beautiful!" to an ugly girl.

Eye doctors.  Please look into this bright light.  Thank you.  Now that you are blinded, please read the smallest line of letters that you can.  Wow, your vision sucks.  Now excuse me while I put shit in your eyes and then poke them with this blue thing to learn the pressure of them.  Alright, the doctor will be in soon to shine more lights in your eyes and here's some sunglasses so you don't shrivel up and die as soon as you step out in the sunlight. C:

Fans that constantly blow your papers off your desk.  There I am, just sitting in my math class when WOOSHALDGJKSAGHOIAGJDKLAJG.  FUCK YOU.

People that actually know how to dance at dances.  Fuck you guys.  I'll be over in the corner doing the Shopping Cart or the Sprinkler (or something equally as stupid).
The smartasses.  Seriously.  GTFO.

The quiet smart people. You guys should watch My Little Pony.  It's really good.  I'm watching it while designing this flash website because it's so good.  SHUT UP, JOHN… AND SPEAK UP, GODDAMIT.

The canceling of good tv shows for no reason.  One great example: Firefly.  WHY, IN THE FUCKING HELL OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, WOULD YOU CANCEL THAT FOR?

Little kids that won't stop asking a question and won't shut up until they have an answer.  Hell, they could ask why clouds are white and you could just say that dragons poop them out and that will shut them up.  But when they ask the question you, yourself, want to know what the hell the answer is and will answer truthfully and, when you don't know it, you know you're fucked.

Kids on here who think their scribbled, whatever the hell they are, is all that.  Perfect examples of drawings are people that draw emo cats (probably from Warriors), Sonic OCs (recolors), sparkledogs (IT'S A SCENEDOG, GET IT RIGHT :U Yeah, no.  It's shit.), people with horrible anatomy and who look like they had an awful experience with the plastic surgery business or were run over by a steamroller and someone tried to put them back together (there is not hope for them.  They're dead, so stop trying.).  But they are all drawn like shit.

People who make shitty stamps.  For example, they have a boring background with text that is right or left aligned (Y U NO CENTER ALIGN?), they have no stamp border (that's kind of why they're called stamps, people), and text that is shoved to the corner of a stamp, not even centered in the dam thing.

People who think they are good at writing, but really can't write worth shit.  Ever read the fanfiction My Immortal?  Perfect example, though I'm still trying to determine if they're a troll or not, but they deleted their fanfic, which kind of makes me want to think that they are not.

That smudge on glasses THAT WON'T GO THE FUCK AWAY. >:C

That religious nut job who keeps saying that the world is going to end and that the just shall be raptured while the wicked shall live on the earth for six more months until they have all finally perished.  You know the dude… the one who said the world would start to end back in May (on the 21st) and now changed it to October because, apparently, god gave him more time to find more righteous people who could see the goodness of their way.  Yeah, no. |C

The retards that still fall for my signature.  Especially the ones who don't leave a public BAWWWW comment, but send me a note.  Those pussies. >:C

People that try to start serious arguments when they have nothing to back them up from the beginning.  Like that one person on my "Satan is Better" stamp.  Thank god he blocked me. C:

YOU.
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:icongodzillakrueger:
GodzillaKrueger Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
What exactly was "My Immortal" about?:iconsuperderpplz:
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"Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe."
-Insanity Wolf
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❑ Single
❑ Taken
✔Mentally Dating Scratte
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Donutmastr Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012
My Immortal is amazing.

I read whenever I'm feeling really grumpy, and then I realize I will never be as stupid as that girl.

Also, invincibility coke.
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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2012  Student Writer
I lose the will to live when I read it because I'm a writer.
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:iconkana-chaan:
Kana-Chaan Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Halo FTW
Sorry had to comment on that tend to be a little halo-obsessed
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:iconrandompanda3:
randompanda3 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How about, ppl who typ lik dis?
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:iconprincess-neko-chanxo:
Princess-Neko-ChanXO Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
im annoying!? :noes:
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:iconrinnian:
Rinnian Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2011  Student General Artist
I miss Firefly.

For the record, My Immortal was a giant, obvious troll.
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:iconpo-tater-tot:
Po-tater-tot Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Tooootally agree with the Firefly one. That show shouldn't have been fucking cancelled.
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:iconcrowbarnia:
Crowbarnia Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree with the glasses thing.

And now my feelings are hurt.
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:iconsparks-the-wolf:
Sparks-the-Wolf Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2011
FUCK YOU AND YOUR CLEVER-NESS

And fuck those people who spell like somebody's stabbed them in the head with a skewer.

It was funny. That much is given.
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AmmyKaabiiPupupu Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
I FEEL SO LOVED
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ZOMBIExBite Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OH GOD I HATE THE SMUDGES ON MY GLASSES. SO. MUCH.
You just barely touch the lens one freaking time and then SMUDGE.
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:iconatsukoakihiko:
AtsukoAkihiko Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Student General Artist
Annoying things annoy me .-.
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:iconmloun:
Mloun Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Sure, the list is so long for annoying things in this world...
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:iconcharm79:
Charm79 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
I agree with this so much.

I have a smudge on my glasses and I've tried dish soap (works GREAT, actually), Windex, glasses cleaner... Ready to snap them in half!
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Angelkitten2 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011
i agree with you so much!!
and with the glasses smudge thing, i feel your pain, broski.

same with the bloody eye doctors!
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:iconwhompingvillow:
WhompingVillow Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
I saw someone chewing gum with their mouth wide open today. I was so close to raging at them. :iconeyetwitchplz:
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ZOMBIExBite Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My grandma does this all the time D:< always chewing gum, and GOD DAMMIT she already annoys me, but the gum chewing...
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:iconwhompingvillow:
WhompingVillow Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
I know. It just drives you insane! It's one of my biggest peeves ever :XD:
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ZOMBIExBite Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I just hate that sound. So. Much. It's like...grandma, I don't care if you're an old senile lady, if you don't cut that shit out I WILL hit you.

But usually it just ends with me going to the park until she's gone to bed :I
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:iconwhompingvillow:
WhompingVillow Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
It's real gross-ish sound as well as annoying. I fully know how you feel, I seriously want to slap people who do that.
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ana4541 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
:iconponyclapplz:
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DarkNaraX Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"People that actually know how to dance at dances. Fuck you guys. I'll be over in the corner doing the Shopping Cart or the Sprinkler (or something equally as stupid)."
:iconujellyplz:
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wolfgrl22 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh dear Jashin,....
:icondeathstareplz:
My brother,... i smacked him in the face the other day for eating with his mouth open,....
it annoys the hell out of me as well,...
Like seriously, it sounds like your making out with that food over there pretty hard,...
would you like me to leave the room so you can finally orgasm?
...
Well now, sorry to inform you of this, but your not the only person i have to annoy~
here is my comment and now i shall be off, pip pip, cheery oh and all that jazz~
/floats off to annoy more people/
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shocka123 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
"making out with that food over there pretty hard"

:rofl: Nice choice of words.
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:iconwolfgrl22:
wolfgrl22 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconawesomefaceplz:
Why thank you~
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:iconmomopon:
Momopon Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You just lost the game
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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Student Writer
D:
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:iconmomopon:
Momopon Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:meow:
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:iconzombiepoodle:
ZombiePoodle Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student General Artist
YOU SPEAK TRUTHS.

I'm off to make a sammich.
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:iconicolourz:
iColourz Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
I don't annoy you do I?
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:iconhaters-gonna-hate-me:
Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student Writer
YES
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:iconicolourz:
iColourz Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
;A; r-really?
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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student Writer
IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT YOU ARE THE MOST ANNOYING PERSON OF ALL TIME. :iconimmaletyoufinishplz:
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:iconicolourz:
iColourz Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
Nah! You just playin'! :XD: ILU too bro!
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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student Writer
:iconfuplz: :U
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iColourz Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
:iconbrohugplz::iconiluplz:
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IcyPheonix Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student General Artist
'That smudge on glasses THAT WON'T GO THE FUCK AWAY. >:C'

Oh god, glasses smudges are the worst, especially when they just will not go away, not matter how much you clean them(or, they smudge worse).
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PropelWolf Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You made me laugh my ass off.
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Lilac-DownDeep Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I had a ball reading this out loud over Skype to my buddies. It was hilarious, and so true.

D: Even if I'm annoying.
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KaguraUchiha Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
I was giggling so hard while reading this.

XDDD
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:iconhaters-gonna-hate-me:
Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student Writer
My objective is complete! :dummy:
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:iconkagurauchiha:
KaguraUchiha Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011
Yep~!
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CheshireWolfPrussia Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011   General Artist
:iconjokerclapplz:
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NativeHorseStables Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i. love. this. :XD:
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:iconsanpasazzaro:
SanpaSazzaro Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconclapplz:
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:iconcaptain-grossaint:
Captain-Grossaint Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
HAHAHAHA....JOHN.
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:iconhaters-gonna-hate-me:
Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student Writer
I'm kinda glad he's not in our multimedia class this year... but he's in my English class. :C
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Captain-Grossaint Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
WHAT? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP, DEAR, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE MY LITTLE PONY.


Nah, I'm glad too. He just helped to answer a lot of my Flash questions. But most of my questions can be answered by Google anyway, so...
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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student Writer
Time to shove him back into the trunk of your car? :iconohohoplz:

Google is god. :worship:
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