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Critiques

I take points for critiques, if you're interested. 10:points: per critique. I can critique your own work, or you can pay me to critique someone elses for the lulz or because they really want a critique but never get one. :shrug: It's up to you. By the way, I will critique everything, pretty much.
Also, if you think that my critiques are too harsh or just "spam" (you know who you are c: ) then put on your big girl panties or get off the internet because you obviously can't handle it.

Fan Art for any OC


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Fan Art for any of my retarded OCs and a little for my actual OCs.

Retarded OCs:



Fan art is appreciated, desu. :flirty:

My True OCs:




Fanart of these guys would my make my fucking life.

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*Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me has started a donation pool!
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Donate because I'm awesome and worth it. (You know this is the truth.)
I also do point commissions if you are interested. I make icons and stamps.
I will also critique your work for points. If you donate for that, let me know. It will cost 10 points for one critique.
Points will go toward extending my membership and for donating to the #Get-A-Sub group here :iconget-a-sub-points:.

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37 deviants said You fat turds
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25 deviants said plz kthnxbai
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10 deviants said You don't need to watch it
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10 deviants said so just click it
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8 deviants said Just click it
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6 deviants said And someone else has an unfair advantage
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5 deviants said But every view counts
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5 deviants said Because of one of their tags
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2 deviants said Since that's all that matters in this competition

Writing + Stamp Commissions open

Journal Entry: Tue May 22, 2012, 5:16 PM



But that is it.

Non-animated stamps - 5 :points:
Animated stamps - 7-10 :points:
Writing - Will vary on what you want.  (If you commission me for this, you will find my literature account and/or one of my ff.net accounts. :)) Around 30+ :points:  I write basically everything.  Everything.   Even smut.  Woah who said that?


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THIS PERSON SUCKS AT ART AND LIFE. GO TROLL THEM & THEIR FRIENDS: [link] [link]
I critique for points! c: Contact me.
I believe in my savior, Afro-Zebra.
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*Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me
"Giraffe"
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
    Now all the barlights are blinking in time
    to Mexican music, it's taunting the pavement
    and for the first time,
    in a long time,
    I feel alive.




Current Residence: Polygamy Ville.
Interests

Watchers

To Do List

  1. All those god damn critiques.

  2. All those god damn commissioned stamps.

  3. Cute Hunter and Witch.... just cause I can.

Shoutbox

~Pinkmitten:iconPinkmitten:
:fart:
Thu May 24, 2012, 5:15 PM
=TheRealDarkFox13:iconTheRealDarkFox13:
Lol'd at the person below me
Mon May 7, 2012, 1:46 AM
~ANIMEDISNEY15:iconANIMEDISNEY15:
Fuck you
Sun May 6, 2012, 8:17 PM
!PhilUranus:iconPhilUranus:
Orgasms FTW :la:
Fri May 4, 2012, 10:02 AM
!KomodoDragonplz:iconKomodoDragonplz:
I love you
Thu May 3, 2012, 4:39 PM
=PrincessFlaw:iconPrincessFlaw:
unf unf unf
Wed May 2, 2012, 10:12 PM
~LollipopKing2:iconLollipopKing2:
:iconlolwutplz:
Tue May 1, 2012, 12:52 AM
~sequel30:iconsequel30:
I found you on FF.net :la:
Sat Apr 21, 2012, 8:20 AM
~Nearzy:iconNearzy:
You're wonderful.
Wed Apr 18, 2012, 7:39 PM
~sequel30:iconsequel30:
:worship:
Mon Apr 16, 2012, 7:16 PM
~JellyBeanAddict27:iconJellyBeanAddict27:
You are my god
Mon Apr 9, 2012, 5:10 PM
~xXPeachKissXx:iconxXPeachKissXx:
@Flippyka Good for you.... =|
Sat Apr 7, 2012, 9:41 AM
!Flippyka:iconFlippyka:
I like to put 4 or 5 pillows on top of one another, then take a small towel and twist it up. Then I set the twisted towel in the middle of the pillows. I sit on the pillows with the twisted towel in between my vagina lips and move back and forth. Start sl
Tue Apr 3, 2012, 10:49 AM
~JonathanTheSmex:iconJonathanTheSmex:
he bears your children :lol:
Fri Mar 30, 2012, 10:41 PM
~Aniki-Yao-Wang:iconAniki-Yao-Wang:
that black man crashing in the house D:::::::
Mon Mar 26, 2012, 3:49 AM
=PrincessFlaw:iconPrincessFlaw:
This profile gives me orgasms.
Wed Mar 21, 2012, 8:17 PM
~NomWolf:iconNomWolf:
Alright here we go, *jumps**fails* Shit Call an ambulance
Wed Mar 21, 2012, 2:59 PM
~mewkat-the-kitsune:iconmewkat-the-kitsune:
>:U hi there, Gemini just came
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 5:37 PM
=x3AmyTheArtist:iconx3AmyTheArtist:
FUCK.
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 4:03 PM
=x3AmyTheArtist:iconx3AmyTheArtist:
:iconbulletblack:
Thu Mar 15, 2012, 4:03 PM
Nobody

Stamps


Webcam

FAQs and shit

Q: What programs do you use?
A: Illustrator for my art, usually, and Photoshop for my stamps. I use CS5.

Q: Will you make this stamp for me?
A: Depends on if I like the idea or not.

Q: Are requests open?
A: No.

Q: Are commissions open?
A: Same answer as above.

Q: What do you do commissions of?
A: Anything really.

Q: What are your commission prices?
A: Digital art for IDs, etc. (I have both Illustrator and Photoshop) - Depends on what I have to draw. Nothing too eccentric, people. Around 25+ :points:
Icons - 10 :points:
Personal icons (Add name or initials to it, like mine) - 15 :points:
Non-animated stamps - 5 :points:
Animated stamps - 7-10 :points:
Writing - Will vary on what you want. (If you commission me for this, you will find my literature account. :)) Around 30+ :points:


Q: YOUR PRICES ARE TOO HIGH! BAWWWW!
A: 80:points:=$1 :iconbitchpleaseplz:

Q: Why are you such an asshole?
A: I only am if you make me out to be one.

Q: Why am I in your signature?
A: You're not, you retarded prick. The world doesn't revolve around you.

MORE SHIT

FAQS ^^^^


If I don't respond to your comment, then it's either because I think you're a faggot and not worth my time or because it's worth my time and I'm not replying to it so that it will stay in my inbox and I will not wonder if I've replied to it or not.

Also:


For those who leave "Thank you for shit" comments I say this:

Ahhh! Look at the cute wittle deviant! Thinking they're so fucking awesome and original... their stupidity is so adorable. :meow:

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:iconangelkitten2:
[link]

Look.At .It.

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Don't like me?
DEAL WITH IT.

WARNING:
I post late/irrelevant/retarded things.

"I'm sick of having to whip out my idiot to english dictionary to figure out what fuck you are trying to say"
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:icondisastrous-deity:
*Disastrous-Deity 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, also. I might remake that one fanart of Ira soon. :meow:

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Humans are such troublesome creatures...
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:iconhaters-gonna-hate-me:
*Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
:icondramaticplz:
Of Liam? Really? :iconiloveyouplz:

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THIS PERSON SUCKS AT ART AND LIFE. GO TROLL THEM & THEIR FRIENDS: [link] [link]
I critique for points! c: Contact me.
I believe in my savior, Afro-Zebra.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
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:icondisastrous-deity:
*Disastrous-Deity 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yup. :icondummywooplz:

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Humans are such troublesome creatures...
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*Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
:iconexplodingplz:

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THIS PERSON SUCKS AT ART AND LIFE. GO TROLL THEM & THEIR FRIENDS: [link] [link]
I critique for points! c: Contact me.
I believe in my savior, Afro-Zebra.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
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:icondisastrous-deity:
*Disastrous-Deity 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
[link] :meow: Thought you might find this entertaining, HGHM.

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Humans are such troublesome creatures...
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:iconhaters-gonna-hate-me:
*Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Oh god... what a dumbass. They also admitted to being 12. :icongeniusmemeplz:

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THIS PERSON SUCKS AT ART AND LIFE. GO TROLL THEM & THEIR FRIENDS: [link] [link]
I critique for points! c: Contact me.
I believe in my savior, Afro-Zebra.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
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:icondisastrous-deity:
*Disastrous-Deity 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:lol: I know.

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Humans are such troublesome creatures...
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*Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
The stupidity is astounding.

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THIS PERSON SUCKS AT ART AND LIFE. GO TROLL THEM & THEIR FRIENDS: [link] [link]
I critique for points! c: Contact me.
I believe in my savior, Afro-Zebra.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
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~Spotwolfe 2 days ago  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice description XD

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...I know you are but what am I?
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:iconbeavisjr:
=Beavisjr 5 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
I love you.

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-with Pudding :dummy:
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With all these misspells and grammer errors I give this comment to you
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Icon by: ~TOBI707
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:iconwhompingvillow:
*WhompingVillow 6 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
I apologize for inflicting this horror on your eyes…

[link]

LOL, not really.

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A guy broke into my appartment last week.. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels... Sick bastard.


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Rumbleroar is a lion, WHO CAN TALK.
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:iconhaters-gonna-hate-me:
*Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me 6 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Oh god wat.

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THIS PERSON SUCKS AT ART AND LIFE. GO TROLL THEM & THEIR FRIENDS: [link] [link]
I critique for points! c: Contact me.
I believe in my savior, Afro-Zebra.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
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:iconqihah:
i love your webcam!!!:heart:

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support pure sparkles...not sparkly vampire.
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:iconnotyourcupofteayeah:
~notyourcupofteayeah May 18, 2012  New member Student Writer
Your webcams never cease to be amusing.

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If I don't reply to anything negative you said about my comment or deviation, it means your opinion wasn't asked for. ^_^

avatar by candysores

❒ Taken
❒ Single
✔ Mentally dating a character that doesn't actually exist (Itachi Uchiha) ♥
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~Sunimacrud May 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL You make alot of stmps. X3

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"Go sit the the corner and think about what you did!"


~Taylor Swift
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:iconzombiexbite:
*ZOMBIExBite May 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
DAT ICON :icondatassplz:

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"You're not a freak! You're just stupid!"
-Dib, Invader ZIM.
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Fo Esruoc.
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:iconhaters-gonna-hate-me:
*Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me May 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconawyeaplz:

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THIS PERSON SUCKS AT ART AND LIFE. GO TROLL THEM & THEIR FRIENDS: [link] [link]
I critique for points! c: Contact me.
I believe in my savior, Afro-Zebra.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
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~BouncyTheEmpoleon May 12, 2012  Student Writer
[link]
TAGGED YOU IN A WRITING-TYPE TAG, BITCH. :XD:


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THIS FUCKTARD IS THE WORST ARTIST AND WRITER EVER. EVERYONE, GO TROLL THEM TO DEATH: [link]
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I DESPISE YAOI.
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Nihilism+Cynicism+Criticism = Me.
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"Under the Church of Joe Pesci, George Carlin lives!"
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:iconhaters-gonna-hate-me:
*Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me May 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
FUCK.

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THIS PERSON SUCKS AT ART AND LIFE. GO TROLL THEM & THEIR FRIENDS: [link] [link]
I critique for points! c: Contact me.
I believe in my savior, Afro-Zebra.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
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:iconbouncytheempoleon:
~BouncyTheEmpoleon May 14, 2012  Student Writer
DO EET.

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THIS FUCKTARD IS THE WORST ARTIST AND WRITER EVER. EVERYONE, GO TROLL THEM TO DEATH: [link]
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I DESPISE YAOI.
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Nihilism+Cynicism+Criticism = Me.
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"Under the Church of Joe Pesci, George Carlin lives!"
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:iconhaters-gonna-hate-me:
*Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me May 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I DID.

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THIS PERSON SUCKS AT ART AND LIFE. GO TROLL THEM & THEIR FRIENDS: [link] [link]
I critique for points! c: Contact me.
I believe in my savior, Afro-Zebra.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
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:iconborginia:
those pictures are eyegams for me

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....IN YOUR NIGHTMARES ◉◞౪◟◉
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:iconinsanleyfma:
~InsanleyFma May 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
After a few hours of lurking, I'd like to apologize for the outrageous amount of faves.

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Cannon Penis.
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:iconkurosakiyuzu-11:
~KurosakiYuzu-11 May 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
i hate you! but i like your art! see, i'm a nice person!

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yeah I killed them, yeah I enjoyed it, yeah I'm sorr- wait no I'm not!

Everytime you touch yourself, God kills a kitten. - some guy on youtube

what's fire made of?

i'm still taking on requests! go to my journal named '13' for options! :D
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